Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
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because if it had 4 doors, it would be a "chicken sedan!"
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Westwood Student Ministry
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Westwood Student Ministries exist to help students develop a growing relationship with Jesus Christ as they CONNECT with God, GROW with believers, SERVE in the church, and LIVE on mission.
Weekly Schedule
Wednesdays @ AREA 51
6th - 8th Grade @ 6:15pm-7:15pm
9th - 12th Grade @ 7:30pm-8:30pm
Sundays @ Small Groups Building
LIFE Groups - 9:00am-6-8th Grade, 10:15am-6-12th Grade and 11:30am - 6-8th Grade
*See bottom of page for details on these programs
6th - 8th Grade @ 6:15pm-7:15pm
9th - 12th Grade @ 7:30pm-8:30pm
Sundays @ Small Groups Building
LIFE Groups - 9:00am-6-8th Grade, 10:15am-6-12th Grade and 11:30am - 6-8th Grade
*See bottom of page for details on these programs
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- T-Bird's Chicken Coop Joke
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About Westwood Student Ministry
Weekly Events: We believe students best accomplish these goals through two weekly programs. One is a small group ministry, and the other is a worship service designed specifically for Middle and High School students.
WEDNESDAY:
Student Bible Study -This worship service is designed specifically for students to connect with each other and God through games, singing, hanging out, and studying God’s Word.
SUNDAY:
LIFE Groups are our Sunday morning small group program where students gather for a time of teaching, encouragement, application, accountability, and prayer.
CORE Groups are our Sunday night discipleship program that gives students a chance to go deeper into God’s word in a small group setting. Each semester these groups focus on a subject that will help students grow in their relationship with Christ through real accountability, personal discipline, and authentic leadership.
Annual Events: In addition to our weekly events, we have many special events throughout the year like Disciple Now, Student Life Camp during the summer, and Retreats. We usually have one major event every season.
Contact: To get information about the Student Ministry, you can call the church office at 664-0122 or email us at students@ewestwood.org
WEDNESDAY:
Student Bible Study -This worship service is designed specifically for students to connect with each other and God through games, singing, hanging out, and studying God’s Word.
SUNDAY:
LIFE Groups are our Sunday morning small group program where students gather for a time of teaching, encouragement, application, accountability, and prayer.
CORE Groups are our Sunday night discipleship program that gives students a chance to go deeper into God’s word in a small group setting. Each semester these groups focus on a subject that will help students grow in their relationship with Christ through real accountability, personal discipline, and authentic leadership.
Annual Events: In addition to our weekly events, we have many special events throughout the year like Disciple Now, Student Life Camp during the summer, and Retreats. We usually have one major event every season.
Contact: To get information about the Student Ministry, you can call the church office at 664-0122 or email us at students@ewestwood.org
3 comments:
hahahahahahahahardyharhar!!!!!
i love that joke!!!!
T-bird is really funny!
haha.
funny.
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